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Topic: Microsoft and VCSY
I know you fine as frog fur folks won't be trudging through the muck and mire of the Raging Bull VCSY message board so I thought a few posts to give you the flavor of recent events might be useful to your study and edification.
Don't mind the mustard stains and the way it all looks. It's all bad potato salad.
My field trip on the tour bus on Friday the 13th. (not that I'm supersuspicious or anything)
Me, I gotta go and start the thing talking about the rapture compared to VCSY and all...
189982 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Brother abuckwilldo was testifying. 'I once was...'
189983 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Heh heh heh. The old adversary thought he had him with that one.
189984 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Everybody was getting impatient, like.
189985 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Getting into theological discussions and all...
189986 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Like how you can't take it with you but we would like to have a little to rub on us before we go...
189987 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And then there are those who can skip the Sunday school lesson, they want to hear the band...
189988 | 13 Jul 2007 |
The mood was rather nasty. A salty sea dog heckled from the amen section...
189998 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And we all said 'Amen'...
189999 | 13 Jul 2007 |
To that.
190000 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And the odometer rolled over a bit and then WHAM...
190007 | 13 Jul 2007 |
We thought we rolled over a log in the road...
190008 | 13 Jul 2007 |
So one of the 'long and strong' mechanic guys took a look under the bus and pronounced us doomed.
190011 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Happy Bob got out the dealership papers from the glove compartment and found the table of contents...
190012 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And then one of the deacons reminded the mechanic this bus charter was non-refundable. You either ride or you get off and don't complain.
190013 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Of course, it wasn't a log. It was an unexpectedly thick rolled up newspaper.
190019 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Nobody believed what the headline on the newspaper said so it didn't get unrolled...
190023 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Then, Happy Bob read the 'terms and conditions for return of damaged bus' in fine print...
190027 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And he had to take a poop in the woods. He took some reading material with him.
190033 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Was it the potato salad? The chicken and cucumbers Sister Shirley made? Was it the roach in the pickle jar?
190040 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Happy Bob came back and said he needed some time and privacy. 'Hand me that newspaper roll.' he says.
190044 | 13 Jul 2007 |
We all wondered how many others at the Social would be 'chucking the chicken', as it were.
190048 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Sister Inez said she had a cousin went crazy from bad potato salad. We all was feeling a little dizzy by then.
190050 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Latchmouth Leroy said we could probably all go on disability if we ate out of the pickle jar.
190051 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Some was already planning for the future.
190054 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Some figured the day was shot and they needed one.
190055 | 13 Jul 2007 |
And then up jumped the devil.
190056 | 13 Jul 2007 |
He started getting down in to where he be's...
190057 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Accusing and abusing.
190059 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Denying the promises.
190060 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Smiling faces.
190061 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Lying to the races, y'all.
190066 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Teaching false doctrine!
190078 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Mocking righteous judgment!
190080 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Spreading doubt.
190081 | 13 Jul 2007 |
Making a damn fool of hisself and The Story isn't over. That was just on Friday.
By Sunday morning people was having to pray through all over again.
190412 | 15 Jul 2007 |
Sorry the journal looks so funky. Bumpy road and squiggly lines. Because there's just not enough space or time, looks like y'all going to have to visit the pages in between yourself to find out what turned everybody from tried and tribulated to shouts of getting the victory... and a few laughs to boot.
