Mood:  energetic

From Orange to Albaturkey they traveled 'cross the broilin' highways of Texas and West in search of lost love and luxury. 'Norman? Norman, baby. When you gonna be my man?' 'Not never Samantha Sue. I gotta find myself out yonder in California. It's the land of endchantment and I here people bend over so you can sign the record deals on they's backs. It's the promise land for a artist such as I.' 'Oh Norman your intelligence is so sexy. You just drive me wild with all your philosophy and... ' 'No Samantha Sue. Don't touch my guitar.  I'm trying to stay pure to my art.' 'But, Norman, the neck on this guitar is where your hands have been. And you make so much art with those fingers of yours. I just want them...'

JILLY TURN THAT DAMN TV DOWN... 

Yes ma'am.

'Samantha Sue! You're making this way too hard to deal with.' 'Oh Norman, nothing between us could ever be too hard. We got our doublewide and each other. That is... if'n you'll let it stay hitched to your towbar, driver. Know what I mean?' *dap doop de duuuhhhhhh* Will Samantha Sue find her lonely path to love's embrace? Will Norman get to pick a pasty any higher than a minor g? Tune in tomorrow when Bob's Bilge Bubbles brings you 'Hot Wheels on the I-10'. *brrrrrrrppp dap doop dee dop do duhhhhhh whaaaaaaaaaa dibity doooo do bop doop dee doop dwee do booooo dah dah duhhh...

Jilly don't sit so close to the TV. In fact turn that off and go watch Baby Joe. Mister Silverberg's getting off work in a couple minutes and they got Baby Joe out there under a one by six jumping they's bikes off him. Make sure they get him out of the street before Mister Silverberg gets here cause you remember last time Mister Silverberg hanged up his differential on one of them one bys it launched him clean out of that convertible right up in the sycamore on Miss Hazel's yard. It took me three gasoline rags out of your daddy's shop to get that grease off Baby Joe's little tummy. Poor little thang.

And Jilly... no bricks. 

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By: dooshbare
13 Apr 2007, 12:57 PM EDT
Msg. 181604 of 181608
(This msg. is a reply to 181541 by tepe.)

tepe...I have read both your posts and RR's. You clearly are the one who lacks support of "facts". End of story son.i??

Posted by Portuno Diamo at 2:05 PM EDT

Updated: Friday, 13 April 2007 2:33 PM EDT

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