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VCSY - A Laughing Place #2
Saturday, 12 May 2007
Next time they miss the cable, let them go in the drink...
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: 'Recall The Ball' Aging spinster dreams of young love and new dancing shoes. (Comic Tragedy)
Topic: Off the Wall Speculation

Microsoft is fronting web-based data storage. Remember the patent Microsoft had that was supposed to mean they 'owned XML'? It was a patent for automating folders... Is this what they're able to field without stepping on IP toes?

REMEMBER?

Developer
February 12, 2004
Microsoft Locks Up XML Patent
By Alexander Wolfe

The speculation as to whether Microsoft (Quote) intends to patent XML (define) technology is over.

Microsoft has been granted United States patent  6,687,897 for "XML script automation."

The patent, awarded by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on February 3, appears to deal with basic XML functionality. Specifically, it describes a method for unpacking multiple scripts contained within a single XML file.

According to the application filed by Microsoft, the patent involves "systems, methods and data structures for encompassing scripts written in one or more scripting languages in a single file."

"The scripts of a computer system are organized into a single file using Extensible Language Markup (XML)," Microsoft's patent document continues.

The document explained that each script is delimited by a file element and the script's instructions are delimited by a code element within each file element. When a script is executed, the file is analyzed to create a list of script names or functional descriptions of the scripts.

more at URL

 

Is THIS the party? Where's the snacks? Is this punch?

http://liveside.net/blogs/main/archive/2007/05/12/windows-live-folders-beta-review.aspx

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LiveSide - News blog

Windows Live Folders beta - more info

As the last post on Windows Live Folders got a bit too long, here's further information on the Windows Live Folders service. Click to enlarge the screenshots.

After the intial signin to the service, the user is presented with the Folders homepage, showing the 3 folder types that can be created, as well as some default folders and a storage capactiy meter. After creating your own folders, these will appear on your homepage too. My storage meter says 250MB for the time being the beta should have more.

Windows Live Folders it not a difficult to use service, folder creation is straightforward, as it the uploading of files. Microsoft is aiming Windows Live Folders towards a large as market as possible, so the basic procedures need to be simple to promote adoption amongst the less tech-savy. The use of ajax to create new folders is nice, though the rest of the site could do with a little too. As we've seen with Windows Live Hotmail though, too much of a good thing can be bad.

more at URL


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 7:29 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 12 May 2007 7:33 PM EDT
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Virtualization smirchualization where's the bar?
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: 'Highway Hickup' Hitchhiker gets taken for ride in large out of control car.
Topic: Notable Opinions

Bubbles come in various forms and not all are made of soap.

A bubble is a minimal-energy surface ...

And if you read this temporal layer cake you get to see the frosting is something that thawed out.

 

This is why Apple Leopard was rumored to be delayed the first time circa Mar 23, 2007. The 'rumor' proved to be true.

The date here is shortly after Microsoft shut down UDDI (formally along with IBM and SAP back in December 12, 2005 I know the article says December 16 but an original announcement had the December 12 date. Then, consider when UDDI was actually shut down being less than 30days from a projected January 16. Odd, isn' tit. There's a ton of those.) circa January 12, 2006.  UDDI defined.

Microsoft working with Apple on future of Virtual PC

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

In an article of AppleInsider the General Manager of the Macintosh Business Unit at Microsoft, Roz Ho said; “Virtual PC 7 remains the top emulation software for Mac PowerPC users. However, applications like Virtual PC that are highly dependent on the OS will not run under Rosetta”,
“These types of products require a dedicated team […] 1 Comment »

IBM has since demonstrated aggressive moes in virtualization, having the first and, as of yet, only Native XML.unstructured/strudctured hybrid database DB2 9 (codename Viper first google on db2 viper blog) .

IBM DB2 now also available is a Virtual Machine

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

The list of Virtual Appliances is growing and growing Not only small apps are being made available as Virtual Appliances, IBM is now also offering the best database server on this planet available in a Virtual Machine A prepacked SuSe with IBM DB2 installed. Jippie

IBM DB2 Virtual Appliance

Here is the historical milemarker where Leopard took on the virtualization spots.

Next MacOS to include Virtualization Software :-)

Friday, March 24th, 2006

According to reliable sources is the next MacOS “Leopard” ready for virtualization. This should allow users to run osX and Windows at the same time

MacosXrumors is telling this news and often they have been right. Read more about it here
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Here is the historical milemarker where Microsoft changed their virtualization spots.

Daylight follows a dark night.

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Suddenly from the dark, the big Microsoft has awakend to the virtualization needs of their customers. From today Virtual Server 2005 R2 is available for free, it will support Linux operating systems, has Virtual Machine Additions available for Red Hat and SuSe and becomes an ‘open standard’ company by providing the masses with a (licensed) […]

And they seemed to go with virtualization in a big way

Microsoft diving deeper into Virtualization by buying Softricity

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Microsoft is really starting to take virtualization serious. Besides working on their own hypervisor, they are now also looking at application virtualization. They are in talks with Softricity to buy them, giving them an application virtualization technology that directly competes against Citrix’s Tarpon technology. According to some sources the deal is almost completed.

CRN and […]

A real big way.

Virtual Machine Orderline System made by Microsoft :-)

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Microsoft is developing their new System Center Virtual Machine Manager, one of the key new feathers of this product is a self-service provisioning system

According to the microsoft product page: Virtual infrastructure is commonly used in test and development environments where there is consistent provisioning and teardown of virtual machines for testing purposes. This […]

They went crazy with it!

Microsoft offering unlimited Virtual Machine Licensing for Windows Datacenter

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Microsoft already earlier announced that they would only charge a license per 4 windows 2003R2 running virtual machines. Now they are making it even more simpler. For customers that buy a Windows Server Datacenter Edition, they can run an unlimited number of Windows Server Standard, Enterprise and Datacenter virtual machines on a single physical […]

And they looked like they were doing good.

Microsoft releases their first ‘Virtual Appliance’!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Yep, you are reading it right! Of course we can not freely distibute the Microsoft Windows operating system in a virtual machine, but if you are Microsoft yourself you can do what ever you want So Microsoft has decided to release their Visual Studio Orcas as technology preview in a Virtual Machine. Of course […]

And even the poor people will be heppy.

OLPC (One Laptop Per Child) now available as Virtual Appliance

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Well the machines just started rolling out of the factories, but if you are interested to know what the childeren in the poor african countries will have to their disposal, you can check out the OLPC as a virtual appliance. Tom Hoffman has made the OLPC images available on his blog.

The OLPC Image for VMware
Read […]


But, then, something happened. VCSY longs believe the following comes after Microsoft received a 'cease and desist' on grounds of infringement by .Net (and thus all the products produced by .Net) against a VCSY patent US 6,826,744 . The consensus is that another VCSY patent and one pending even more severely impact Microsoft .Net and other Microsoft operations. Of course all of this is conjecture until somebody walks up to the microsophone and says 'Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Knowing the history of  January 15th, 2006 illuminates the following.

Apple reportedly to postpone Leopard to support Windows Vista

Ruby Huang, Taipei; Joseph Tsai, DIGITIMES [Friday 23 March 2007]

Apple is expected to launch its next generation Leopard operating system (OS) in April, but according to industry sources, the release of the new OS will be postponed to October to allow Apple to make Leopard support Windows Vista through an integrated version of its Boot Camp software.

THAT was a rumor vociferously denied by all Apple contacts until this and that:

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/07/04/13/top_secret_features_suspect_in_apples_leopard_delay.html

Top secret features suspect in Apple's Leopard delay

By Katie Marsal

Published: 12:00 PM EST

Apple Inc. has placed the blame for missing its self-imposed Leopard release date on its itty-bitty iPhone device, but analysts on Wall Street suspect other culprits -- such as a widely touted but so far elusive set of "top secret" features destined for the next-generation Mac OS.

Sure enough there was a gnat in the pudding. It festered a bit then came to a head.

Apple prepares surprise Leopard release for WWDC
Posted on May 10th, 2007 by Triston McIntyre

Apple prepares surprise release Leopard release for WWDCApple has informed the Securities and Exchange Commission that both the iPhone and Leopard have achieved “technological feasibility,” meaning they are near ready for a public release; is Apple planning a surprise full release of its groundbreaking operating system?



And where is Microsoft all this time?

May 10, 2007
Microsoft Viridian: Another Day, Another Delay
By:
Clint Boulton

Less than a month after pushing back the delivery date for its Windows Server virtualization technology, Microsoft (Quote) today said that key features of the software will not be delivered in the second half of the year.

Viridian, a virtualization hypervisor (define), was supposed to arrive in the first half of the 2007 but was pushed to the second half of 2007.

Citing quality concerns, Viridian will not include Live migration, or hot-add resources for storage, networking, memory and processors, which allow developers to move, add or remove resources without taking the machine down, and it will limit support to 16 cores, or four quad-core processors.



Somebody's going to have to explain all this come Monday morning at the skeet range.



QUACK QUACK QUACK Color me Endangered

 

Robert McLaws: Windows Vista Edition

I'm just an online pundit who's barely old enough to legally buy alcohol

Microsoft's Virtualization Strategy is Doomed To Fail

Published Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:24 PM by Robert McLaws
Filed under: , ,

I don't think Microsoft is "in it to win it" with Virtualization anymore. Mike Neil, GM of "Virtualization Strategy" announced today that Microsoft isn't putting out a beta of Windows Server Virtualization until Longhorn Server RTMs (which is in November, the last I heard). On top of that, they're going to be cutting some of the features they touted the most in previous public demonstrations; features such as live migration, hot-adding resources, and support for extreme multicore.

Now, normally this wouldn't be a huge deal...

See body of article at URL 

 

...Actions are clearly speaking louder than words here, and Microsoft is headed for a really embarrassing loss.

There was a point when I was really excited about what Microsoft was doing with Virtualization. I'm not anymore. I can't afford to wait another year for a virtualization platform that's been delayed and castrated. I was just getting ready to deploy a new web server network on Virtual Server, in anticipation of WSV. Looks like I'm going to have to look into VMWare instead. XenSource is shipping now, maybe I should take a look at their platform too.

I had such high hopes.

end article

and why young Mister Robert is correct:

Virtualization as chunked by Microsoft: if-you-desire-illumination-on-this-and.html 

The Nuts and Bolts of Virtualization


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 5:51 PM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:12 AM EDT
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A Pot of Gold
Topic: Reference

Memo From A Mob 

First, I would like to welcome our 556 readers here now. That number jumped to 556 from 350 the day before so there is an increase of interest representing that surge yesterday Friday May 11, 2007.

We're back to our normal 300-350 visitors on Saturday... so who were those 200 masked men? 

It do appear we've retained 100 new viewers out of that surge Friday. We're at around 425 as of 'yesterday' whatever yesterday means to the tripod visitor counter. Who knows.

 An Apology to the Linkless

There are two ways to read blog posts on this lycos/tripod site. One way you can simply go to the day the post was made and scroll down to the post and read.

The other concerns the "Permalink" at the bottom of each page which is the link that will take you directly to that page when you hit it somewhere.

But, there is a problem with the way permalinks act on a permalink page. The permalink from a blog page derived from the date the blog was written gives a correct Permalink movement.

What can you expect? It's free and it's brought to you by the same people who couldn't hang on to all RagingBull posts prior to January 21, 2003 due to a "technical error".

Seeing how they put this environment together I can somehow start believing the bull.

Anywho. Until tripod can figure out what to do, (get cute or work right) ALL PAGES are best viewed via the calendar selection and not the permalink pages until tripod finds out people actually use these functions. Apparently the designers didn't use the product they built. Shame but common in the traditional programming paradigm.

Sorry for the inconvenience. It's a huge surprise and disappointment to me and underlines why SiteFlash capabilities should have been available back in 2001 when this whole ball game started.

So sorry for the mess. Suck it up it's free. And you might get rich reading. 

- the management 

Reference Liberry:

Reference: Patent Battle IBM/MSFT

XML News for an anchor point in the industry history:

XML News 1998
XML News 1999
XML News 2000
XML News 2001
XML News 2002
XML News 2003
XML News 2004
XML News 2005
XML News 2006
XML News 2007

You Can't Know ANYTHING If You Don't Know History
(Timelines of various sizes and shapes)

The TIMELINE swirling around VCSY
The TIMELINE concerning Virtualization
The TIMELINE material for an IBM / VCSY connection 

Relevant Posts for Rumination and Exploration

Copping a Feel and Blaming it on the Cupholder
Why Microsoft hasn’t sued (yet)
A useful view of software oriented intellectual property

 

Informative googles:

cruz+fiber+optic

 

THIS AREA UNDER CONSTRUCTION


crap and other stuff...

stupid ideas...

suggestions?

On what question would you like to  have an answer?

If you're looking for a yes or no answer, perhaps you should use this instead:

(you can anonymous blog here and I will moderate the comment)

(if you would rather your comment not be posted, say so and it will be my pleasure to avoid the unnecessary competition - the management) 


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 4:04 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, 14 May 2007 4:50 PM EDT
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When I push this button it goes hmmmmmmmmmm...
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: 'Flavored Favors' When lights go out in a Wisconsin town, only the sense of taste and smell is reliable.
Topic: Off the Wall Speculation

POSCASH Goes Hmmmmm. Makes me go Hmmmmmmm also. If it doesn't make you go hmmmmm maybe your should look up IBM + Power + empath and think about virtuallized hardware and hard resources (like air conditioning to name a compfort resource).

THAT is what software plus a service should be able to achieve.

By: POSCASHFLOW
12 May 2007, 12:30 PM EDT
Msg. 185129 of 185131

You know what also makes me go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????

As some of you discussed this week Mr. Wade seems to like to give the
longs little puzzles or clues to keep us thinking while they are
in stealth mode. Just this week IBM announced ways to cut energy costs up to 80% with Virtualization Technology in data centers. Funny how Mr. Wade mentioned problems with IBM power consumption in Boston to Explore98. He also mentioned Verizon if I recall. This to
me was a clue from R.W.!

Yesterday, Verizon made this update announcement regarding the Networx Universal contract that they were awarded in March:

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/prnewswire/NYF07511052007-1.htm

Since we know that we are working with Verizon Business through Now
Solutions (Empath) from the PR back in January 07 and that on March 14th 2007 VCSY made this announcement:

Vertical Computer Systems Strengthens Security Suite Offering By Acquiring Exclusive Rights for StatePointPlus in Government and Healthcare in the United States and Canada

I believe that Mr.Wade left us another clue by adding a picture on
Verizons website from the Verizon Federal Network Security page.
This picture has the same 4 people sitting at a table wearing the same clothes (although posing differently) as the picture on VCSY's
website. Here is the link from Verizons site:
http://www.verizonbusiness.com/us/govt/ent_svcs/security/

Here is the link fro VCSY's site:
http://www.vcsy.com/aboutus/corporateprofile.php

Now I have been looking at many different technology websites and have not seen picures with these same people so I believe this picture is a clue from Mr. Wade that we are involved with the Network Security for the Verizon Federal Governments Networx contract! Think about it..... Vertical Computer Systems Strengthens Security Suite Offering By Acquiring Exclusive Rights for StatePointPlus in Government and Healthcare in the United States and Canada

This security is the best available according to Mr. Wade and we have exclusive rights to market it to the US Government! Why would'nt
it be used for the Networx contract? Really makes you go Hmmmmmmmmm!
Poscash




(Voluntary Disclosure: Position- Long; ST Rating- Strong Buy)

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Posted by Portuno Diamo at 2:49 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 12 May 2007 2:55 PM EDT
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Of Interest
Topic: Reference

I will keep a list of interesting items for your perusal here.

WARNING: You should be at least a novice treeforter before attempting to assess any of this for value to your favorite koolaid recipe. Not being snobby or clickee but you will need a good bit of reading to gain background enough to know how to make the assumptions here... which no-one should be making assumptions in the first place.

None of them may be assumed to be associated with VCSY except for coincidental matching by date and description. Other dates and descriptions should be correlated against other background information before anything should be assumed.

THAT BEING SAID, there are a heck of a lot of coincidences in behaviour and events that beg to be dug through for associations and assumptions. 

Red Hat Summit 2007: Day 1 - desktops and licenses

 

excerpts:

...big news was Red Hat's announcement of plans for Global Desktop, a partnership with Intel that is scheduled to go live this summer. Global Desktop will see hardware and software combined in a single offering, apparently aimed at expanding the Linux market in developing countries. ...

The new desktop brings the Red Hat total to three: Fedora for hobbyists and developers, the Enterprise Desktop for corporate worker bees, and now Global Desktop for developing nations...

... Professor Eben Moglen of Columbia Law School... explained the flurry of activity by Microsoft in disposing of the coupons it purchased from Novell for copies of SUSE Linux. Time pressure is building around the use those coupons because of the pending arrival of GPLv3. The new license is scheduled to become available for use in December, and it turns the very weapon Microsoft sought to use against the Linux community -- its patent portfolio -- against Microsoft.

The first draft of GPLv3 attempted to prevent the use of patents as weapons to deprive users of rights by requiring that software developers provide keys for any DRM mechanisms which might stop users from being able to examine or modify the GPLed code. Under the latest draft, any patent protection offered to customers of a GPLed product are automatically extended to all downstream users. In the agreement between Novell and Microsoft, for example, SUSE Linux customers are afforded protection from the threat of patent infringement suits by Microsoft. Under the GPLv3 license, this same agreement would extend that protection to anyone and everyone, thus neutralizing Microsoft's patent weaponry. This explaining why Microsoft is dumping its SUSE coupons to Wal-Mart, Dell, and elsewhere as quickly as it can.

The day ended with an outdoor dinner party hosted by IBM on the hotel grounds, with a view of sailboats and small craft sailing past. IBM also included blinking-LED-lined red sunglasses and frisbees as party favors.

 


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 2:35 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 12 May 2007 2:54 PM EDT
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Friday, 11 May 2007
Reference: Code Obfuscation
Topic: Reference

If you want a handle on how a weazel can modify his software to make the world think something that's not, read here:

Intellectual Property Protection and Code Obfuscation
By Adnan Masood @ http://www.15seconds.com/issue/040310.htm

Introduction

"Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put three man-years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product, and distributing it for free?"
-Bill Gates in his "Open Letter to Hobbyists," 1976. Excerpt from Free as in Freedom: Richard Stallman's Crusade for Free Software

The recent Microsoft Windows source code leak has raised serious concerns in security intellectual property protection circles. Software, being an intangible yet highly valuable commodity, is now indigenous to organisations in various forms. But its theft and disassembling is more dangerous to an organisation than any other replaceable entity being burgled. Its theft or leakage, in part or in full, impacts an organization's credibility and increases the risk of exploitation of bugs, which may be found inside the code and improperly gives a leading edge to competitors.

It's rare that a proprietary OS's source code gets posted on the Internet, but if this worries you, how about distributing a program, which retains most or all of the information present in original source? With constant advancements in operating systems architectures, we are now living in a world where major platforms, .NET and J2EE, rely on virtual machines (VM) to facilitate the generation of intermediate code, which could be executed on any machine, in principle. The slogan of 'Write Once Run Anywhere' sounds very attractive but considering the code is exposed through a virtual machine, there are various security measures that need to be taken. Since the intermediate language can be disassembled back into source, your highly valued commodity is in danger. In this article, I'll discuss the potential perils in the VM arena, how virtual machines work, what code obfuscation is, how open source reacts to intellectual property and what the steps in execution of a CLR based program are. In this article we'll also discuss how .NET's Reflection APIs work and how we can read a Portable Executable using it. Let us explore these topics in detail. Welcome to the uncharted waters of .NET.

A virtual machine, as its name depicts, emulates a hardware machine by using software. However, the architecture is not bound to any physical machine but instead is supported through an interpreter, which executes the code. A VM provides a security "sandbox" to protect the underlying resources. The idea of a VM is not new; it dates as far back as 1965 with Andrew Tenenbaum and the IBM VM emulation, which is now IBM System 370 (S/370) and IBM System 390 (S/390). This chronology is discussed by Tennenbaum and William Stallings as well as at GMU's Web site under the history of Virtual Machines. Knuth's famous MMIX is another example of 64 bit RISC VMs used in his three volumes "The Art of Computer Programming", a classical text in computer science.

 

 More at URL

Now, Imagine a virtual machine being virtualized. Kinda kinky, eh? What's got them stumped in the Microsoft laboratories? Can't screw the bolts back in to Frankestein's neck? Stripped a thread? Crossthreaded the little bugger so bad the nut can take both ways home at the same time? Ouch. Does anybody know how to separate them? No? Start over? Ouch.

Graph of nuglet to pain ratio inherent in pocket pinching and non-funded research. 

This was the day they put my poor nuglets to rest.... they were the best... color them messed. 

How many nuglets fit in a twentyfour ounce can?

The secret to life is not misbehaving when endeavouring as a node and ..."As in real life, nodes try to earn as much nuglets as possible.".

This chart shows how to make sure the spy v spy stays in black and white.


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 7:21 PM EDT
Updated: Friday, 11 May 2007 7:24 PM EDT
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Uhhh... Nooo. THIS is a good one.
Mood:  sharp
Now Playing: 'Popping the Weasel' Small game hunters spy nest of rabbits for dinner. (Tom Follery)
Topic: The Sneaky Runarounds

If you folks ever want to get more adrenaline and emotion per poke than participating in a Texas TittyTwister you should log on and opineonate on RagingBull. It's guerilla investment at it's finest.

By: RapidRobert2
11 May 2007, 01:35 PM EDT
Msg. 184968 of 184983
(This msg. is a reply to 184960 by DC-Steve.)

Steve: Duh! "I really don't get it"...So why are you here, again?

Why are you attacking supporters of VCSY? Why are you making 'WILD' accusations against supporters of VCSY? WHY have you in the past stated VCSY wouldn't make it, they were going out of business? WHY ARE YOU HERE! And, you are soooo concerned supporters are responding to NONSENSE from bashers that you are now here daily posting the same NONSENSE as you have for YEARS..and YOU 'really don't get it'? Duh! I 'don't get' why you are here again, except you have an uncanny way of showing up right before a BIG EVENT FOR VCSY!

"What is it you guys are protecting your investment from again?'..

From bashers like you posting false information and making accusations against supporters of VCSY while throwing in negatives against VCSY. Misstatements and 'TWISTING' of information so you can post junk against the company...pleze do NOT respond that you haven't done it...ALL of YOU BASHERS are and have.

"Several of you have been making statements to the effect that you have to respond to so-called "bashers" so they won't succeed in hurting your investment in VCSY"

LONGS respond to correct the misstatements and FALSE information posted by BASHERS, like YOURSELF. I KNOW some of the bashers would like to HARM VCSY...Just like you have over the years because you are 'disgruntled' and your 'ego' bruised by LONGS and you simply can't take it.

"How, exactly, could these "bashers" - most of whom are actually long time VCSY investors themselves - possibly hurt your investment in VCSY?"

Excuse me, but HOW DO YOU KNOW they are 'actually long time VCSY investors'? I doubt if many even own ANY shares, just because someone says they own stock doesn't mean they do and the FACT they are posting attacks against VCSY is a pretty good sign they NEVER owned any shares and are HERE FOR THEIR OWN AGENDA...LIKE YOU! WHY are you here? Why are you attacking honest LONGS and making up WILD accusations against some of us? Again, YOUR MOTIVES are indeed questionable.

""Bashers" can't stop VCSY from prevailing in their patent litigation and "bashers" can't affect the amount of money VCSY might get from the litigation."

YOU and the other bashers would love to try...and ARE trying, just failing in your poor efforts, that is a FACT! WHY are you posting false information? Why are you attacking supporters of VCSY? Why are you here? WHY do you show up when an important EVENT is about to happen? HOW do you KNOW when to return and start the same NONSENSE you have for YEARS?

""Bashers" can't stop VCSY from making billions of dollars liscensing their IP to MSFT, IBM, Verizon and every other Fortune 500 company."

But, YOU and the other BASHERS are certainly trying to harm VCSY with your CONSTANT attacks and MISINFORMATION about the company AND supporters of VCSY. WHY are YOU here, again? Why are you using so much of YOUR TIME if it isn't worth it and doesn't have any effect on the stock or supporters of VCSY...WHY are you using your worktime to post here so often these days? WHY!

"You all claim to be very confident - or in RR's case absolutely positive - that VCSY is on the verge of making billions from liscensing their IP. If you're anywhere close to being right, then the Pope himself could bash 24/7 and it would not stop VCSY's share price from experiencing what would have to be one of the fastest and largest price increases in the history of the stock market."

MORE misstatements of what is posted by LONGS. I stated over and over to correct your misstatements that MSFT will sign the license agreements for less than the 'billions' but if they don't and it goes to court...then look for 'BILLIONS' to be awarded by the court for the INFRINGEMENT by MSFT of VCSY technology over SIX YEARS and the FUTURE profit MSFT will make off of illegally using the VCSY Tech. WHY are you and the other BASHERS POSTING HERE 24/7? You have NO REASON to bash the stock or supporters but yet...YOU are NOW POSTING DAILY and during your WORK HOURS and other BASHERS ARE POSTING SEVEN DAYS 24 HOURS A DAY ON THIS BOARD TO HARM VCSY? WHY? You question why LONGS with an INVESTMENT ARE HERE TO RESPOND TO THE NONSENSE OF BASHERS but then throw a question of WHY LONGS post here. WHY are you here, again? IF you don't understand WHY LONGS ARE POSTING HERE then YOU CERTAINLY MUST QUESTION WHY A BASHER, LIKE YOURSELF ARE HERE 24/7 or all day during their work day, like YOU. Don't YOU actually HAVE OTHER work to do rather than spend your DAY writing and POSTING NONSENSE on this board?

"So why do you waste your time attacking and trying to discredit "bashers" - and typically employing dishonest tactis in these attacks - when they can't possibly have any significant impact on how VCSY and its stock price will perform? What logic leads you to the conclusion that you have to take on the "bashers" to protect your investment?"

SO, WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ATTACKING AND TRYING TO DISCREDIT LONGS AND SUPPORTERS OF VCSY? Why worry about why LONGS are posting here since you DO NOT WONDER why BASHERS ARE HERE! I sincerely think you MUST KNOW WHY YOU AND THE BASHERS ARE HERE since you aren't questioning WHY YOU ARE POSTING HERE AND WASTING YOUR TIME!

WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING HERE to ATTACK supporters of VCSY and HARM THE COMPANY? That should be the QUESTION...it should be OBVIOUS WHY LONGS are here.



"I really don't get it. Can any of you Defenders of the Faith explain what you mean when you say it's necessary to defend your investment in VCSY against "bashers"?"

CAN ANY OF YOU BASHERS, ESPECIALLY STEVE, EXPLAIN WHY IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO ATTACK LONGS, SUPPORTERS OF THE COMPANY AND TRY TO HARM OUR INVESTMENT AND THE COMPANY, VCSY?. WHY do you BASHERS of HATE post here? Why are you attempting to HARM our INVESTMENT? WHY are you posting FALSE information, MISinformation, and make up FALSE accusations against LONGS and SUPPORTERS of the company? WHY are you
BASHERS 'TWISTING' the words of LONGS and management to post NONSENSE?

I REALLY DON'T GET IT? EXPLAIN again why you are wasting your time, with lil invested, if ANY, to post on this board?

I REALLY DON'T GET IT? And there is only one reason...YOU HAVE AN AGENDA TO BE HERE AND BE NEGATIVE AGAINST THE COMPANY AND LONGS!

Steve: Thanks for the laughs! That is the most funny post you have ever done! And, shows you are even MORE in a FRANTIC PANIC than I could even imagine.


Thanks for showing yourself.
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Would somebody just clear up a problem for me? If old Direct Current is getting paid to post on VCSY Raging Bull , why is he spending so much time defeneding what he's doing. I thought he was supposed to 'bash' but he throws a gravel shotgun then puts up the garbage can lid and gets pummeled into the dirt with boulders. HA HA HEEE 

Not having fun in the neighborhood. He broke wind for the little newpaper kerfuffel about Microsoft Buys Yahoo! Thursday night... when he should have been home kissin' missis chicken. Instead, he's moonlighting for the wolf. Nice guy. He rolls through the VCSY message board at night and over the weekend to distract the natives and... baboom... they wake up and roll him into a Roy Roger's lunch box.

Meatloaf in a lunchbox... not a pretty sight. It means carelessness and lack of planning and awareness. It speaks to perhaps somebody drinking and then thinking "heck, why not take a spin through the old neighborhod and get even with those little bastids fer tweaking me like that the last time. Skint up the paint on the old Olds."

And then it happens, somebody rolls over you with a Buick.

Question is... which dumbass let his kid ride out in the skreet? 

But, and this is the salient question for so many traders out there, why is such a high dollar guy going to waste so much time on there if all he's going to do is try to patch up the public impression of himself and make off back to thhis other places of enjoyment with a shred of dignity? 

He's arguing with a religious cult about why he should be allowed to post on their site or not? Is it a constitutional question for old Doc Cobbin  and is he going for the politick? Maybe the boy is more into the legal occupation than we thimk. Maybe he knows a reputation is a terrible thing to waste and now he's seing what skillful fire ants can do to your weekend pleasure.

Whoap... nevermind. Somebody called the ambulance already.

By: arthurarnsley
11 May 2007, 02:22 PM EDT
Msg. 184996 of 184999
(This msg. is a reply to 184983 by DC-Steve.)

DC-Steve - Actually Steve he needs therapy. eom


(Voluntary Disclosure: Position- Long; ST Rating- Hold; LT Rating- Hold)

 

Ewwww Guts.

 

By: DC-Steve
11 May 2007, 02:23 PM EDT
Msg. 184997 of 185020
(This msg. is a reply to 184992 by dfl_15.)

dfl, you skipped a critical step in the logical thought process there.

You assumed RR is correct in stating that I and other "bashers" show up just in advance of big news or big developments, and you concluded this suggests the possession of inside information.

Problem: you didn't verify the assumption RR gave you. If you attempt to do so and you're more careful in your analysis than you were when jumping the the conclusion RR lured you toward, then you'll find that the assumption is invalid. i??
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Whoops here comes some alchohol and peroxeyed. THAT's gonna hurt.

 

By: beachbumlb
11 May 2007, 01:43 PM EDT
Msg. 184973 of 185000

Persistent aren't they?

By: bhaas2
28 Jan 2005, 10:18 PM EST
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Hey, DC, what stock are you bashing now? I do have to admit that you have a very smooth, and effective, style.


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Poor baby dinkycurrency got boobos.

Color me Crumpled

 

Hey look... he's talking. I think that's his mouth... it's all bloody and puckered...

 

By: DC-Steve
11 May 2007, 03:27 PM EDT
Msg. 185056 of 185064
(This msg. is a reply to 185042 by arthurarnsley.)

arthur,

You're very perceptive and wise for a VCSY investor! Praise not intended to be faint, I added the caveat for the benefit of others.

Yes, I have previously allowed the flaky character of VCSY's most vocal supporters to influence my attitude about the company. I figured that out a while ago and I don't think I harbor that unconscious bias any longer.

I've been thinking about buying some shares at these prices. I figure if MSFT just settles for, let's say, $20 million the news is likely to generate a spike that goes beyond a rational valuation for a little while. In the event the cult turns out to be right, which would be a matter of coincidence more so than insight, and VCSY generates billions from the patents, so much the better. i??

Hot damm he done figgered it out. Y'all call his mama and tell her he be walking and wiping all by hisself in a couple more months at this rate.

Who's kid is that anyway? Nobody knows this kid from out of nowhere but he's supposed to be well known in the rest of the city.

Hey WAIT! That's the little $#!@head that stuck that broom handle through my mailbox! Darlene! Go get your mama's keys and tell her Jilly needs 'em. 

Hey Look all y'all. He says he learnt which side of the skreet to ride on when he comes through this neighborhood. Musta knocked some sense into him or it was that religious pamphlet. Hey, bring me mama's turkey baster and some mangowango koolaid out the refrigeraider. We'll get him liquidated for when the Sun comes out behind that cloud.

Whoa whut's that brown stuff comin' out of his mouth?

eeeeewwwwwwww 

That ain't his mouth, y'all!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk

CONDITION UPDATE

Well, he's still kicking but this time he's kicking about posts getting deleted on the Raging Bull message board. Now, why woul dthis kid be so upset about people saying Raging Bull makes a practice of accommodating folks (certain special folks, that is) by deleting posts they've made that may have words in them that woul dprove ... shall we sayyyy... uncomfortable for later reading?

http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185313


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 2:26 PM EDT
Updated: Wednesday, 16 May 2007 3:59 PM EDT
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Hello. My card. Did somebody say 'Lawyers'???
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: 'Letters From The Fan Base' Rock star's mail make great origami chickens. (Crafts / Culture)
Topic: Microsoft and VCSY

And now it's that time in the Funny Funk Frickaseed playhouse to read a few letters from you all out there. Here's one from a little fricknseed.... in west Orange, Texas... and she writes... 

Dear Mister Frickaseed,

My sister Jilly says Bill Gates  can't hook up one computer with another because he don't know how to virtualize because he got that shot off in the war. Can you virtualize? What did you get shot off in the war?

Yers Truly, Darlene

 PS - Love what you done with the new playhouse.

Hey mama! They's reading Darlene's letter on Mister Frickaseed!

 

...heh heh I think I got my social security bennyfits shot off in the war... heh heh heeeee... But that's right boys and girls. Computers need to be connected to make more computers. It's a process called virtualization. Mister Gates had a computer company back in 2001 to 2004 that could virtualize pretty well, but, lately, as it is with most aging codgers, Mister Gates company can't virtualize nothing.

Rumors are it got stepped on by a longhorn but some say that's a lot of bull. Some say the longhorn is a lot of bull and the virtualization venture went off track back in 2004 when Mister Ballmer, who is one of Mister Gates' best friends, threw a chair and punched a hole in his office wall. Well, after that, the saying around the company was the wall is 'probably the ONLY thing that got poked hard enough at Microsoft to make a hole'... heh heh heh... just a little grown up humor kids. You shouldn't know what that means. heh heh heh

Anyway... Mister Frickaseed has read the New Nork Times and come to the conclusion that if Sun can virtualize with their Indiana and Yahoo can virtualize with their Panama and Apple can Virtualize with their Leopard and Microsoft just can't virtualize to save their life, I would say somebody must of cut off Microsoft's virtualizer for everybody because without that, Microsoft computers will be just like the man in this article here says; either a whole lot of servers you can pop in and out of your server needs in a jiffy or a whole lot of boxes you're supposed to hook up with each other and they sit and use not very much when nobody needs them. What that means is you either have your stuff virtualized or you have to have special programs to translate what the other computers are trying to do with you... the other ones that are already virtualized, that is, and here you go sitting there dumb like a pumpkin...

Here's one way to say it here: "The “one box per application” mentality—along with continuous hardware upgrades with greater computing power—has driven a proliferation of diverse servers that are increasingly underutilized." You can read the rest of what this guy says in this article called:

Make sure virtualization isn't the next big mess

By Andrew Hillier, CiRBA, Special to ZDNet
Published on ZDNet News: May 10, 2007, 11:20 AM PT
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-6182873.html

Here's one excerpt from that:

Most organizations don’t have a strong enough discipline around purchasing or asset management, making it difficult to inventory servers. Once organizations move into the virtual world—where you can create a logical machine without having any paper trail—this problem grows exponentially. Organizations will be caught in the same trap as they currently are with physical servers: not knowing which servers exist, who created them, which applications they support and whether or not they need them.

What that means is it's not enough to simply have a way of enabling your proprietary data into a deterministic form to exchange with other XML-based virtualized services. You can get that in the VCSY patent 7,076,521

But it doesn't do you any good if you have no way to manage all these virtualized services like 6,826,744 does. Of course, you'll have to have other things too to make your computers do what you really want them to do real architected managed services, but you AT LEAST have to have these two basic frameworks in XML services to make a web services system really work. Sure you can go parading around town in your momma's high heels, but that don't mean your momma's walking the skreet. Sure, you can go waltzing around town in your dady's boxers, but that don't mean you got the factory for making bread and butter in there.

In the computer world isn't like the theatrical world. See what you're looking at? All this you're looking at really doesn't exist. It's all in front of your head. Stick your hand out and touch the screen, little heathen, and now THAT is real... and so is the operations and work being done inside that thing. THAT's real. But, you want to talk REAL reality, it's sitting on your lumpy ass writing children's pap when you could be authoring web systems that would change the wor...

Hello again, boys and girls... remember, the things that do what you're looking at are real and the news events are real and with computers the people that sell those things to your mommies and daddies are taking real bucks and bingos from your little faces and it's up to you whether the company that SAYS it can but can't SHOW it can is the one that's taking more bucks and bingos than you should allow... as a mob..

 

I think Mister Gates' company doesn't have the where-with-all to virtualize so they're finally saying to hell with it. We'll sit on our islands of automation and live with it.

I do think somebody told Mister Gates' the words he never really thought he would hear from anyone... no matter how big. No. Go away and crawl under a rock and die.

In this business, boys and girls of all ages, it's either do it yourself or pay for it or find somebody kind enough to give it to you. Paying for it is embarrassing but sometimes that's the way life is. If you don't pay for it... you get a reputation as somebody who takes without following the rules everybody else laid down.

And THEN, if you get caught trying to sneak a peak or leak the teak, oil the boil, get the let, or any of a hundred other ways to say 'I'm above the law', you get nailed because nobody wants to let their reputation and company and family names lean on your shed.

When your farm gets prospected and surveyed and turned into a parking lot, you have only yourself to blame for not following rules that are so clear, they are written down in the office of every politician we give enough money to to get an office. THOSE are the people who should know. But how can they know if the subject uses the same names and tactics of those who HAVE to be a HAVE NOT YET LOOK LIKE?

Remember the server center in a container Sun put out last year. Weirdest piece of genius I've ever seen. I have to say I myself didn't get it until a couple days ago when somebody jogged my memory. OF COURSE. Brilliant use of putting a computer where the computer NEEDS to be with ALL the power of every computer in the world. I wonder if Ray Noorda got to see a real NOW? A NOW that can span the globe to bring all the computing power available IN the world in for consultation when needed.

It's going to take an awful lot to astound me at this rate. OKAAAAYYYY can I bring this rocket ship in for anything more than a crash landing? I can guess every parent out there is horrified and the kids are out making soda-straw villages with the fire ants.

The point? Microsoft version of the server center in a box doesn't fair too well.

Certainly you can transact between disparate software bodies, but the interaction will be a poor imitation just as the 'server in a container' idea is... for controlling distributed commerce. For doing commerce at the local place, it is applied as a proper use of the island of automation theory. What am I talking about? Read this and do some noodling with crayons on your momma's living room walls and see what kind of attention you get for the weekend:

Document Type and Number:
United States Patent 20040039800         Kind Code: A1
Link to this page:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/20040039800.html
Abstract:
Systems and methods for providing interoperability of systems are provided. One embodiment may be seen as instantiating a server in a container having instances of Enterprise Java.TM. Beans (EJB), and accessing the EJB through the local interface of the EJB. Since the EJB is accessed from within the container, the need for translation of messaging protocols at a bridge is removed. The server components are provided access to the EJB logic through the local interface of the EJB.

 

No matter how the struggle ends, the fact remains today that Microsoft is having to gut (again) their vaunted .Net platform to make it more... what? for the future? More compact? Hardly. More flexibile? Maybe if you don't mind buying different servers anytime you want to do the laundry. Heck, they're virtual right? So the only real thing is the money! Yeahhh... great idea. Gut em.

You still have to provide the management to govern all these conglomerated islands of automation. I mean YOU will have to with your littlecadre' of gnome developers using 20th century tools work on 21st century metal. Hack hack hack.

It's like what we found out when we were standing out in the skreet when the nice Amazon people paid the nice IBM lawyers for 'services rendered' this past Toosday. There's always something else when it comes to software. And, if you don't have it, you can always say you do and you can fake it in a demo, but, when it comes to standing up in front of people and telling the truth, you know Mister Frickies motto: tell the truth even if it hurts because the lie will hurt a lot more for a longer time. You parents can get that saying bronzed on your own shoes one day for $39.95.

HA Mister Frickaseed don't need to tell you kiddies what happens if a computer can't virtualize. HA "Can Bobby come out and play?" "Jimmy, you know Bobby lost both arms and legs in that train accident." "Yes ma'am, but we need something for third base. You got any seat cushions?" Even if a server is special enough to end up being used for home plate, everybody's still either running away from it or running towards it but nobody makes any points just standing there. You gotta PLAY and virtualization makes it easier to play with anybody for any pretend or real game...

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Woops... here's a Frickofeed from the old Frickophone that says.... mmfmfffm fmff fmffmmf fmfmffmf fmfff ffhsuihefffmmmttlll mfmfmfmf ffm fffmm fapapaaa fmmmmmss shshss ... hole $#!@!

Boys and girls THIS is so big old Lawrance Frickaseed just HAS to put this up on the screem for you to get it:

Microsoft cuts Windows virtualization features

By Ina Fried, and Stephen Shankland, CNET News.com
Published on ZDNet News: May 10, 2007, 10:46 AM PT
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-6182873.html

REDMOND, Wash.-Microsoft said on Thursday that it is pulling features out of the initial version of its "Viridian" hypervisor to avoid having to delay the virtualization technology.

The company is changing three key features of the hypervisor technology to try to stick to its schedule of releasing the technology within 180 days of completing its Windows Server "Longhorn" operating system, due to be finalized before the end of the year. The features will be included in a future version of Viridian, formally called Windows Server Virtualization, the company said.

The first feature that is being taken out of the initial Viridian release is so-called live migration, which enables people to move a running virtual machine from one physical server to another. The initial release of Viridian also won't support on-the-fly, or "hot," adding of memory, storage, processors or network cards. And it will only support computers with a maximum of 16 processing cores--for example, eight dual-core chips or four quad-core chips.

The move limits Viridian's initial scope and gives more breathing room to competing projects--most notably Xen and VMware.

"Those guys just can't get a product out the door to save their lives. Not having live migrate a year from now--talk about 'behind the times.' Windows development is just broken," Illuminata analyst Gordon Haff said. "For a (version) 1.0 virtualization offering to be missing critical features a year hence puts Microsoft in a truly bad market position, perhaps to the point where they should seriously consider partnering with VMware."

In a blog posting, the general manager of virtualization strategy at Microsoft, Mike Neil, said the company is making some "tough decisions" to meet its schedule.

"Shipping is a feature too," Neil said.

In April, Microsoft delayed the first beta version of Viridian from the first half of this year to the second half. The company said on Thursday that a public beta of Viridian will be introduced with the release to manufacturing of Longhorn Server.

"We had some really tough decisions to make," Neil said. "We adjusted the feature set of Windows Server virtualization so that we can deliver a compelling solution for core virtualization scenarios while holding true to desired timelines."

With no live migration support, Viridian will be useful for a common early use of virtualization, replacing several underutilized servers with a smaller number of more efficiently used ones. But it means that Viridian won't be immediately useful for a more sophisticated virtual-computing environment in which tasks are shuttled from computer to computer to adjust to changing work priorities or faulty hardware.

VMware, the leading x86 virtualization company, has supported live migration since 2003 with its VMotion software. And the EMC subsidiary's Virtual Infrastructure 3 software--available for more than a year--enables much of the higher-level incarnation of virtualization that treats multiple servers as a pool of computing power.

Xen supports live migration with versions of Linux that have been specifically adapted for the virtualization software. The next version of the Xen hypervisor, 3.1, due within days, will add live migration support for Windows and unmodified Linux, said XenSource Chief Technology Officer Simon Crosby.

Capping Viridian support at 16 is a less significant change because the vast majority of x86 servers don't exceed that limit. That reality is likely to prevail, even after the second half of this year, when 16-core servers will become more common by virtue of new Intel and Advanced Micro Devices quad-core chips for servers with four processor sockets.

Being able to add new resources to servers as they run through "hot-add" capability significantly improves a server's reliability. However, it's not common for most administrators today.

Live migration can help reduce the need for hot-add technology because customers could move virtual machines to a second system while the first is upgraded or repaired.

Xen today supports hot-add capability for memory, disks, network cards and processors.

 

Why heck! Whadya think of THEM rode apples, folks?

Wow. 

"We had some really tough decisions to make" What were they 'Who gets fired for incompetence?' 'Why can't we use the old stuff?' 'Why can't we use the new stuff?' 'Why can't we get anything right the first... or second or third time?'

Tell me just one thing... were there LAWYERS involved in any of these tough questions? Now, THOSE become tough questions. Sometimes TOO tough and the poop hits the props, as it were, and then 'show's over'. Who wants to watch a production what's got poop on the props. The curtains... the set... the actors... the makeup... god what a mess. Maybe somebody can come up with a way to virtualize a mess and then you can at least sell something out of the pile. They did it with crappy rubber and fake doggy poop. But, then, THAT's an example of something 'real' a company can produce.

Like I said... "it's not real until it runs on  Mister Frickaseeds' computer."

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Posted by Portuno Diamo at 12:54 PM EDT
Updated: Friday, 11 May 2007 4:43 PM EDT
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Is This Normal Behaviour for Mister Gates?
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: 'Has The Rainy Day Come To Stay?' Deaf-mute knows the secret of life but can't tell. (Adult Themes)
Topic: Microsoft and VCSY

I don't know what to make of this if this has been regular behaviour for Mister Gates over the past years. At this rate he could sell off  884,000,000 shares a year. If it's true he does this all the time, does he have much faith in Microsoft's future? Or when he says he's 'getting out' does that mean we could assume 'while the getting's good'?

mm-buster cackalates Bill Gates has sold 17 Million shares in the last week($520 Million worth) 

http://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=0000902012&owner=include&count=40

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/789019/000090201207000034/xslF345X02/edgar.xml


Posted by Portuno Diamo at 9:41 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, 10 May 2007 9:42 PM EDT
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When the boat toots get on board.
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: 'Far Away Looks To Far Away' Populace of village wait for construction of luxury homes.
Topic: VCSY

Tonight in our BBP studios we have noted explorer and professor of anthropology Colonel Smithely Worthington Crumweld the third Earl of Dowdy, Duke of Cobbin and Fourth Godson to the Archbishop Pinkel T. Piddling of Counting Alworth.

Colonel, welcome.

brack... ahem... phfsstt... you're quite welcome, my dear.

Professor, perhaps you can relate to our viewers what exciting times you've had living, as it were, amongst  the heathen Wanga Pangy of Catalina. I hear they are a fiercely competitive tribe.

Ah... blubboom... living, as it were is quite the description as these foolish heathen have no respect for decent deliberation and doting. One must make decisions very carefully, especially in the jungle...

I see. It must have been a...

THERE WE WERE... poised... to enter... our portered canoes to risk the treacherous passage down Goneanddoneit Creak which empties out into Lake Wwwhadafkhapend  and we were mesmerized by the hypnotic ritual dance of the Getdafkowtahe tribe of tree-dwellers taking over the general commerce on the piece of land known as the 'Mooka maka wika wonka shempa groopa pooh' or 'Place where bufallo butt get stuck in twin tree fork'.

Charming name, Professor, but I was wonder... 

THE CULTISTS... as they must be called for they are fanatically dedicated to their homeland and property having endured many incursions and insults over the years... are solidly socialized under a loose system of drums and smoke signals which allow them to stay informed on a community wide basis. Their knowledge of ancient events and names and stories is fanatcial, their celebration of key ancestral milestones is keen and enthuriastic and their vision for a utopia filled with pineapple breezes and fiberglass boats ... these people with primitive social skills and quick wits and even quicker recall of facts and historical events are usually quite mellow and calm.

I see... wha....

BUT, WHEN ONE COMES THROUGH their areas making so much as to give a "smell your stink" type of expression or as the Pangy call it  'pucka wookie noka noogoo ninka wachit etdomorow' the tribe erupts like a nest of nak-nak fleas infesting the entire hill with gnawing commentary and provocative jabs. A nest the size of this on that dead bull carcass over there is big enough to infest every gnawing doubt in any crevice within a hundred miles of here... you see.

Ahhh.. THEY ARE PRONE!... to head shrinking and many have found themselves witlessly defending less and less of their original intellectual standing and self-respect in hopes of escaping the confrontation with a shred of previous form or favor. Defense of a posting position quickly becomes a fight for social survival and dignity once in the jaws of the ever vigilant and noble Getdafkowtahe.

How nice... wel....

THE DANCE is called 'wha nook nook no maka poka binga wanga wook' better known in this country as the 'blue suede booboo' and is performed whenever territorial disputes are brought foreward. The dances themselves may be highly unique but usually result in impassioned posturing, highly accurate and effective spear throwing, often degenerating to mudslinging and perhaps scatological displays of varying repugnance but all with a strategy from the socialized mass and watchers ready to steer the mass in the direction of the tenderest meats... uhhh... as it were... and the...

FASCINATING, PROFESSOR. I'm sure we all hope you will be returning to that lovely land soon...

Well, my dear, I am a bit too old for the rigours of the trail, as it were, but I do like to shake a nook nook here and there and I am wont to pick up a handful of mud or other pulpy mass to aid whatever defense I might need press against an enemy's thrusts, so to speak. But, I can assure you, in the end, you will find that scoundrel's head will be far smaller than my own... which I might say, is quite promin...

THANK YOU Professor  and for the BBP... good night.


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Updated: Thursday, 10 May 2007 7:03 PM EDT
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