Mood: lazy
Topic: VCSY
If I gets nervous I chucks my hotdog. So y'all stand back.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=180616
By: danfl_11
03 Apr 2007, 03:50 PM EDT
Msg. 180616 of 180638
Hear ye hear ye Rasta's complaint!!!
Not safe with me channeling around like a haint.
Get out of the others where you ain't.
*bbbsssvvveveevvtttttttttttt* *poop*
Dear Mary jo Foley,
regarding your report in
http://blogs.zdnet.com/microsoft/?p=364
Here's how it is Mary Jo (Ya'll go get Bobby Joe and Baby Joe out of the street they's a car coming. Is that Mister Silverberg?) Microsoft had this thing called 'Silkroute', ok? VCSY had this thing most people call the 'XML Enabler'. Silkroute was patent pending and ended up patented in 2003 (I think - pretty sure but you have encyclopedias of information at your fingertips, hon. You can look it up. Or do you have an assitant for that? I need assistance with these kids. Can you baby sit some?) and VCSY's patent application for the claims that can be used to build something like the XML Enabler was in the pipeline. When VCSY's XML Enabler went up for examination the examiner at first said 'like SilkRoute' and no dice. Then the VCSY lawyers showed how SilkRoute is only a one-way direction XML transfer and VCSY is two-directional. Plus Silkroute is just a connector to make XML go from proprietary to XML. XML Enabler is an agent that is able to do ANYTHING in XML with full transaction functions and tracking and management and governance and anything else you want to plug in to the join between proprietary and XML and back.
Head hurts? Mine too.
As you can see the XML enabler is able to 'enable' proprietary data into XML but with all the different kinds of functions you might need to carry off that transfer legally. That's right it's kind of like a Sarbanes-Oxley transaction execution and tracking software device that can be put at any web tool location to record and audit the actions of the web page user. AJAX on steroids with a terminator skeleton. Look at the way IBM does like that with their IBM Web Data Collector and XML Bridge. Same same.
We don't see Microsoft showing anything like that except for AJAX and AJAX would probably still be a mystery meat and Microsoft still gluing longhorn together as far as XML is concerned if Lucovsky had not had a chair thrown thru his space. KWIM?
(That's right Miss Frisbee. Throwed a chair! My daddy woulda jerked me up two dress sizes if I done that. Ya'll don't throw rocks at Mister Silverberg's car! Put that brick down Jilly. Ya'll go watch TV. They's a new episode of Rin Tin Tin coming on.)
Now the moral of THAT story is that the treeforters (People that live at another web site and think they've died and gone to heaven because they aren't at Raging Bull if they don't need to go there. Kind of like Baptists in a mini-mart.) snooped around and found out that VCSY was going to be awarded a patent on the XML Enabler Agent (7,076,521). Well that was more than our little blabby mouths could take so we yelled and screamed about it and sure enough VCSY announced in a PR when they would be granted an allowance for patent 7,076,521. It happened to coincide with Vista being delayed for 'technical reasons' one week before the patent allowance was made public by VCSY. Any nitiwit reading RagingBull could have put two and two together during that time so it was easy to gain early information about it. More than likely it's not what VCSY wanted to happen because they never put out a PR about other patent allowance awards. We never said anything about any allowances before this one. Probably because we never found out about them.
So what am I saying? VCSy has a markup programming language called Emily. Suspicions are it is at the root of a programming language IBM GAVE NASA (just like IBM GAVE speech translation products to the government/military this week) to PROGRAM (A 'programming language' with only 200k words? Can you say Very High Level Language? VHLL?) PROGRAM, mind you, the controls for the James Webb Space Telescope. Check it out if you are interested in advanced languages. Check it out anyway because it's one of the ways all programs will come to be done one day. 'My' prediction.
Anyway back to Emily. Emily is in a class of programming langugages by itself. There are plenty of posts written about what it can do. Use one of these people around heya as a nexus for a new lexus... as it were. Sorry. Can't avoid the rhyme. It's like Tourette's Syndrome for attention.
Microsoft convinced (Somehow convinced I am sure because you would have to hold some pretty strong conviction to maintain this sort of view as articulated by the young man.) the examiner that because FrontPage has a patented claim for managing HTML files the XML file management embodied as some claims in Emily was prior art. Get it? HTML = XML as a 'markup programming language'. Sure. You're 'programming' a web page browser to represent your web page with HTML to link to other webpages of HTML to build a passive website. That? or: You're programming your webpages to have multiple characteristics and functionalities in concert with other functionally capable webpages as aggregated web-based applications in XML.
So the examiner ruled in favor of FrontPage. ???
But, you see, that puts Microsoft in a difficult position (My daddy used to called that the 'pointy pinchers' of life. Kind of like getting the kumkWats pecked by a bluejay. Hurts.) out in the open where people can argue points about technology as it really is and not accoring to the spin cycle on somebody's laundry machine.
So this kumkwat pinch they are in where they can't market Expression as a 'development' package because then they would have to explain how FrontPage can't be viewed as a 'development' package amongst the knowledge community without being laughed out of the auditorium. And here they are now turning around in public due to the outcry from their own development community. Hmmmm. Maybe Expression DOES do some functional work in XML. I think VCSY lawyers should be allowed to have a lookie loo.
I wonder why the about face? Guess they figure embarrassment now is worse than future tort by report. Because when Expression comes up against Emily there will be a very loud laughter heard throughout the Web 2.0 community and Microsoft intent will be full and fluffy under the see through shower curtain.
So it sure looks to me like they TRIED to sneak Expression out the door lowkeyed like back for designers and once developers saw they were manipulating some XML in those designer tools they had created the Microsoft developers cried out in their grief and XML tool famine (My grandpa's favorite Bible verse was 'Lo and behold I come quickly and I'm going to kick some crackerass when I do.' I don't know where exactly that is. Maybe Ekeleesiastees or something like 'at. Darlene take Baby Joe in the house and pick them crawdads off him and ya'll quit putting him in the ditch in mudbug season!) and Moses gave them 'Expression for developers kinda'.
What's going on Mary Jo? We can't see all the way in them big people's house on the hill. Somebody like you can I bet. Won't you please hep our poor information rationed brethren and find out do they or don't they? Can they make web applications with XML or canthey not. And if they can't can we just mail our Emily patent application back with the correct postage and all and they can get somebody WITH SOME FREAKING BRAINS AND A BUCKET TO PUT THEM IN to examine it please. Now, I'm not impuning no integrity here because Lord knows mines not exemplary. But we just had a trial that lasted 5 years in the hands of a judge who couldn't seem to make up his mind. Now we have an examiner who apparently doesn't know what the word 'programming' means.
Here's your chance Mary Jo. Prove me wrong. Do it for me. I'm tired of being right all the time. A life full of success without failure is like pecan pie without corn syrup. There's nothing compelling in there to hold the nuts together.
Prove all of us wrong. We see you're riding on the same carousel because your subjectivities all align so we can see up your youknowwhats. Didn't know you were such abold journalism major. Nobody knows why you got the brass ring but I see you been reaching the past few weeks and sure enough the horse you rode in on seems to be leaning most toward the post.
Come on Mary Jo. You can do it. Sure I'm flushing all your contacts under ground. That way we can tell the diff/delta (Delta Dawn whut's that flower you got on can it be a faded Rose from days gone byyeeeee. Who the hell is home? I thought all your friends were gone... something something something else hmmm mmmm mmmmmm) from the squirrels and the groudhogs. We eat squirrels around here so there is no public park. It's all woods.
Do I hear banjos in the distance?
Besides, I'm getting ready to pull the mask off before long anyway. Gonna hang up the spurs one more time. Get out of the saddle. Pop a top on a Getweiser and watch me some GPS enabled Nascar. Gonna go 'back to my roots' so to speak. Vroooom. The kids in this neighborhood can skin a hornytoad in less than three posts so they don't need no wisecracker making a show. My channeling days are a coming to an end. The professionals who don't exist on here are angry because they can't achieve their objective which was to dash this little piece of crockery to pieces. They didn't realize how big the crock really was. Some things you can kick over and not get stuff on your boots. Some things you kick over and you end up not only topping your boots but filling your mouth. It's a wise one who keeps the mouth shut whilst swimming toward a high point. Nod nod wink wink.
Sincerely,
Masta P
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