Bobby Baker's Kook Book

CHICKEN

pluck pluck pluck

"There still is a ban on .NET code in core parts of Windows. They aren’t getting enough performance yet from .NET to include code written in it inside major parts of Windows. This is a bummer, because .NET is a lot easier to write than C++ and letting Microsoft’s developers write .NET code for Windows would unleash a bunch of innovation." - Robert Scoble.

“Before every MVP jumps me in the alley yes, I know the .NET runtimes ship with Vista. But almost no Vista code was written in .NET (if any, actually). Microsoft tries to keep this secret because they know it gives a black eye to .NET. After all, if Microsoft is unwilling to use it to develop Windows or Office, why should the rest of us base our life on it?” - Robert Scoble

“It also means that Ray Ozzie’s team probably doesn’t have anything dramatic to announce yet and they aren’t willing to have live within the bounds of a forcing function like the PDC (PDC forces teams to get their acts together and finish off stuff enough to at least get some good demos together).” - Robert Scoble

A Compact History of Chicken

Cleaning Instructions

Preparation (E-Z Bake):

So many fowls – so little time

How to clean your chicken.

Your bird should look like this:

Step 1: Pluck

Step 2: Serve

Step 1: Knock chicken in the head with little hammer.

Step 2: Use trash compacter and vacuum cleaner to remove feathers.

Step 3: Let chicken run around yard to blow remaining feathers off.

Results may vary.